Teddy

I live in a trailer park. I move slow. I have some friends who think slow, too. I have a big belly stuffed with cotton. I have only one button left. I wobble when I move. I speak slow, but I can speak faster if I want. I'm just too lazy.

I like action movies. I always wish I was like the stunt men in the movies. They take great risks on behalf of actors who get paid way too much.